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Yesterday, the hipster kid cashier at Trader Joe’s gave me flowers, I assume as a sort of courtly gesture to a new mother, which was very sweet, but also super awkward (like, it was 90 degrees out and his flowers were going to wilt in my car, because I wasn’t going to be home for another six hours – I had my older daughter give them to her teacher).  But also, he’s kind of cute, but then I realized that, all hyperbole aside, I was actually, literally, old enough to be his mother