Shezza

I am probably the only person who doesn’t think Shezza is hot.  The scruffy, patchy facial hair, the blotchy skin, the terrible sweatpants.  It is too much actual chaotic drug user, and not enough heroin chic fantasy (which would basically be Sherlock in a slightly rumpled but exquisitely tailored suit, with pale shiny skin and bruise-like circles under his eyes, blinking into the camera in a kind of unfocused post-coital/narcotic haze).  Though that gif of him slowly opening his eyes with a little nodding-off jerk of his head hits all the parts of my dopamine system that are apparently permanently short-circuited between sex and drugs.